A Laugh a Day A Laugh a Day Tue, 23 Aug 2016 02:30:00 +0000 Tue, 23 Aug 2016 02:30:00 +0000 Unified for Change http://unified4change.com/index.php?forums/a-laugh-a-day.4/ Panda Wed, 20 Jul 2016 09:24:17 +0000 http://unified4change.com/index.php?threads/panda.341/ http://unified4change.com/index.php?threads/panda.341/ invalid@example.com (Terrec) Terrec 1 Football Tue, 05 Apr 2016 12:00:29 +0000 http://unified4change.com/index.php?threads/football.340/ http://unified4change.com/index.php?threads/football.340/ invalid@example.com (Terrec) Terrec
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Why did I get divorced? Mon, 29 Feb 2016 21:32:25 +0000 http://unified4change.com/index.php?threads/why-did-i-get-divorced.339/ http://unified4change.com/index.php?threads/why-did-i-get-divorced.339/ invalid@example.com (Terrec) Terrec
Why did I get divorced?]]>
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Johnny Says Mon, 29 Feb 2016 12:37:26 +0000 http://unified4change.com/index.php?threads/johnny-says.338/ http://unified4change.com/index.php?threads/johnny-says.338/ invalid@example.com (Terrec) Terrec
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Teaching children Fri, 11 Dec 2015 10:04:49 +0000 http://unified4change.com/index.php?threads/teaching-children.303/ http://unified4change.com/index.php?threads/teaching-children.303/ invalid@example.com (aggelosst9) aggelosst9 Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"

This, although being short, genuinely cracked me up and I thought to share it with you.]]>
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Animals. Wed, 09 Dec 2015 15:12:52 +0000 http://unified4change.com/index.php?threads/animals.312/ http://unified4change.com/index.php?threads/animals.312/ invalid@example.com (aggelosst9) aggelosst9 .
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Mommy Where Do Babies Come From? Mon, 02 Nov 2015 13:40:52 +0000 http://unified4change.com/index.php?threads/mommy-where-do-babies-come-from.5/ http://unified4change.com/index.php?threads/mommy-where-do-babies-come-from.5/ invalid@example.com (Fr0z3n) Fr0z3n
The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the...

Mommy Where Do Babies Come From?]]>
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HS Yearbook Biggest Brown-noser Sat, 31 Oct 2015 12:37:26 +0000 http://unified4change.com/index.php?threads/hs-yearbook-biggest-brown-noser.295/ http://unified4change.com/index.php?threads/hs-yearbook-biggest-brown-noser.295/ invalid@example.com (Fr0z3n) Fr0z3n View attachment 51]]> I have not stolen your car! Fri, 30 Oct 2015 03:56:31 +0000 http://unified4change.com/index.php?threads/i-have-not-stolen-your-car.286/ http://unified4change.com/index.php?threads/i-have-not-stolen-your-car.286/ invalid@example.com (Anuj Dhawan) Anuj Dhawan
Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.
My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.
My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.
His theory is that the car will be stolen. As I...

I have not stolen your car!]]>
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Poopourri - Really Thu, 29 Oct 2015 23:52:40 +0000 http://unified4change.com/index.php?threads/poopourri-really.287/ http://unified4change.com/index.php?threads/poopourri-really.287/ invalid@example.com (Fr0z3n) Fr0z3n www.Poopourri.com







Then some additional funnies and insights



Bloopers



Interview with Bethany Woodruff

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Two Equals One? Thu, 29 Oct 2015 08:37:59 +0000 http://unified4change.com/index.php?threads/two-equals-one.194/ http://unified4change.com/index.php?threads/two-equals-one.194/ invalid@example.com (Anuj Dhawan) Anuj Dhawan
Code:
     a = x            [true for some a's and x's] 
   a+a = a+x          [add a to both sides] 
    2a = a+x          [a+a = 2a] 
 2a-2x = a+x-2x       [subtract 2x from both sides] 
2(a-x) = a+x-2x       [2a-2x = 2(a-x)] 
2(a-x) = a-x          [x-2x = -x] 
     2 = 1            [divide both sides by a-x]
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That Is Punny Wed, 09 Sep 2015 19:08:47 +0000 http://unified4change.com/index.php?threads/that-is-punny.143/ http://unified4change.com/index.php?threads/that-is-punny.143/ invalid@example.com (Fr0z3n) Fr0z3n View attachment 37]]> 15 You're so sweet Wed, 09 Sep 2015 07:22:26 +0000 http://unified4change.com/index.php?threads/youre-so-sweet.255/ http://unified4change.com/index.php?threads/youre-so-sweet.255/ invalid@example.com (Rubie) Rubie ]]> 5 GO and water your plants right now ! Sun, 06 Sep 2015 13:56:47 +0000 http://unified4change.com/index.php?threads/go-and-water-your-plants-right-now.256/ http://unified4change.com/index.php?threads/go-and-water-your-plants-right-now.256/ invalid@example.com (talk2me) talk2me Have you watered the plants today?

The wife replied calmly, no dear, it has been raining cats and dogs since today morning.

Now the husband burst into anger, SO WHAT, why don't you take an umbrella and water your plants. WHAT IS THE BIG DEAL ??]]>
Hilarious Story Fri, 04 Sep 2015 03:15:10 +0000 http://unified4change.com/index.php?threads/hilarious-story.202/ http://unified4change.com/index.php?threads/hilarious-story.202/ invalid@example.com (fatema) fatema
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The best serial number ever Thu, 03 Sep 2015 14:28:10 +0000 http://unified4change.com/index.php?threads/the-best-serial-number-ever.186/ http://unified4change.com/index.php?threads/the-best-serial-number-ever.186/ invalid@example.com (missbishi) missbishi
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Funny Images Fri, 21 Aug 2015 19:12:47 +0000 http://unified4change.com/index.php?threads/funny-images.119/ http://unified4change.com/index.php?threads/funny-images.119/ invalid@example.com (Tora Drake) Tora Drake
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Socks Thu, 30 Jul 2015 03:31:06 +0000 http://unified4change.com/index.php?threads/socks.211/ http://unified4change.com/index.php?threads/socks.211/ invalid@example.com (DnkH) DnkH
Amden:- “Strange, isn't it teacher? I have another pair of socks like this in my home”]]>
Word Problems Thu, 30 Jul 2015 03:24:44 +0000 http://unified4change.com/index.php?threads/word-problems.8/ http://unified4change.com/index.php?threads/word-problems.8/ invalid@example.com (Fr0z3n) Fr0z3n Johnny: "Seven."

Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."

Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."

Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many...

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On Gun Control Wed, 29 Jul 2015 04:50:58 +0000 http://unified4change.com/index.php?threads/on-gun-control.141/ http://unified4change.com/index.php?threads/on-gun-control.141/ invalid@example.com (ramrodking) ramrodking
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