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Why did I get divorced?]]>

Johnny Says]]>

Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"

Student: "Bacon!"

Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"

Student: "Homework!"

This, although being short, genuinely cracked me up and I thought to share it with you.]]>

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That's why the neighbors dog barks whenever I make a move on a girl.]]>

The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the...

Mommy Where Do Babies Come From?]]>

Suddenly I realized I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot.

My husband has scolded me many times for leaving the keys in the ignition.

My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them.

His theory is that the car will be stolen. As I...

I have not stolen your car!]]>

Then some additional funnies and insights

Bloopers

Interview with Bethany Woodruff

https://youtu.be/mdCYMJCcBb0]]>

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a = x [true for some a's and x's] a+a = a+x [add a to both sides] 2a = a+x [a+a = 2a] 2a-2x = a+x-2x [subtract 2x from both sides] 2(a-x) = a+x-2x [2a-2x = 2(a-x)] 2(a-x) = a-x [x-2x = -x] 2 = 1 [divide both sides by a-x]]]>

The wife replied calmly,

Now the husband burst into anger,

Hilarious Story]]>

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Amden:- “Strange, isn't it teacher? I have another pair of socks like this in my home”]]>

Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Seven."

Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"

Johnny: "Six."

Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many...

Word Problems]]>

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